Wednesday, April 24, 2013

10 Reason Why We Will Miss Jed

Library Clerk Jed Robbins will say goodbye to the MVLD on April 30th, as he embarks on a new career in the country music industry. In honor of his departure we have compiled a list of the top ten reasons our library will miss Jed.

10 - Who else is going to wear flannel in the middle of summer?
 9 - That's $10 less for our staff to win in our annual Oscar pool.
 8 - Public bathrooms don’t just clean themselves.
 7 - Our staff now has zero Juggalos.
 6 - Computer busts will go down 80%.
 5 - He's taking our Polaris bear with him.
 4 - We can no longer brag about working with the future Mayor of Collinsville.
 3 - His next issue of the library newsletter was going to include a six page essay detailing how Justin Timberlake's new album is really all about Ross Perot's 1992 presidential campaign.
 2 - Library lanyards are going to get a lot less exposure.
 1 – Obviously, the ladies.

Posted by Grahm Underwood, Library Clerk