Here at the Collinsville Memorial Library Center we offer free access to such huge amounts of information and entertainment that it is easy to understand how one could become a little addicted. With that in mind, we have compiled a list of the top ten signs that you may be spending too much time at the library.
10 - You know every employee's schedule by heart.
9 - Other patrons assume you work here.
8 - You've never missed a Thursday night movie - not even Red Dawn!
7 - You have your packages delivered here.
6 - The Library being closed on Christmas Day really dampens your holiday spirit.
5 - You never check out books, just read them while you are here.
4 - Why use the card catalogue? You know exactly where everything is located.
3 - Our vending machines provide most of your caloric intake.
2 - You consider yourself “late” if you are not here as soon as we open.
1 - You actually read our blog!
Posted by Grahm Underwood, Library Clerk