Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Top 10 Signs You Live at the Library

Here at the Collinsville Memorial Library Center we offer free access to such huge amounts of information and entertainment that it is easy to understand how one could become a little addicted.  With that in mind, we have compiled a list of the top ten signs that you may be spending too much time at the library.

10 - You know every employee's schedule by heart.
9 - Other patrons assume you work here.
8 - You've never missed a Thursday night movie - not even Red Dawn!     
7 - You have your packages delivered here.
6 - The Library being closed on Christmas Day really dampens your holiday spirit.
5 - You never check out books, just read them while you are here.
4 - Why use the card catalogue? You know exactly where everything is located.
3 - Our vending machines provide most of your caloric intake.
2 - You consider yourself “late” if you are not here as soon as we open.
1 - You actually read our blog!

Posted by Grahm Underwood, Library Clerk