Monday, April 07, 2014
Top Ten Reasons Why We Will Miss Jessica
Adult Services Librarian Jessica Lawrence will say goodbye to the MVLD on April 15th, as she prepares to start a new job in her home state of Indiana. In honor of her departure we have compiled a list of the top ten reasons our library will miss Jessica.
#10 - Kyla's new husband is not named Kyla.
#9 - We only have the other kind of Hoosier on staff now.
#8 - Patrons really enjoyed discussing The Mentalist with her.
#7 - PNG Turkey Shoot - Cancelled.
# 6 - That's $10 less for Theo to win in our annual Oscar pool.
#5 - A sump pump may be the only practical remedy for some wet basements, particularly those where water is forced up through the floor by a fluctuating water table or during severe storms.
#4 - She made all of her subordinates refer to her as Priscilla the Hardcover Librarian.
#3 - Three words - SUGAR CREAM PIE!
#2 - Now who is going to dress like Stevie Nicks?
#1 - Obviously, the ladies.
Posted by Grahm Underwood, Library Clerk