Tonight at the Blum House the MVLD Bad Movie Club will be showing Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (7:30 PM; light refreshments served). Although this film is a tried and true bad movie classic, the amount of holiday-themed dreck available actually made for a difficult selection. Here are some of the other films we considered for our bad movie night:
Lucky Christmas - A struggling single mom wins the lottery, but her car is stolen with the ticket inside. Somehow, this film is even worse than it sounds.
Christmas Caper - Shannen Doherty stars as the world's least convincing jewel thief, but will she learn the true meaning of Christmas before she steals all the presents in her hometown? IDK
I'll Be Home for Christmas - Home Improvement dreamsicle Jonathan Taylor Thomas was so popular with young girls that he actually got them to go out and see Tom and Huck, which was like spending good money to have extra school on a Friday night. Even still, I'll Be Home for Christmas was a bridge too far.
Santa with Muscles - That's right, there is a movie called Santa with Muscles and it stars Hulk Hogan. We should have had a double feature.
Posted by Grahm Underwood, library clerk